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Inflation of the german Mark like

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Ok but… Make your own post. This isn’t about ur German money.

You’re such a bitch when it comes to this post
like wow 2000 notes you want a balloon?

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the things i find on the internet 

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what kind of cynthia from rugrats at a skrillex performance looks

no this looks like the lead singer of tokio hotel

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maryjblige:

what kind of cynthia from rugrats at a skrillex performance looks

no this looks like the lead singer of tokio hotel

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Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
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Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Yeah, I probably get over six or seven erections everyday for no goddamn reason, if you don’t want to ‘take care of it’ nothing is going to happen. It just goes away. Most of the time it has nothing to do with ‘arousal’ at all. It just happens.

Y’all gotta take your biology lessons more seriously….
like wtf man why would you believe in something like that

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izitshalo:

“The speed at which the sakura blossom petals fall… Five centimeters per second..”

izitshalo:

The speed at which the sakura blossom petals fall… Five centimeters per second..”

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